r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.5k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


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