Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.

[u/Ivebeendoingurmom]

[u/OMGagravyboat]

Did he just say FORMER president?

[u/us1087 → u/OMGagravyboat]

Even he can’t keep his bullshit straight.

[u/sm12511 → u/us1087]

Honestly, his face is constantly just erupting with word salad so much, I don't even think he hears himself anymore.

[u/Feeling-Ad-2490 → u/sm12511]

Salad? More like word McDonalds

[u/Mordred26 → u/OMGagravyboat]

Fear is making him lose track of all the lies!

[u/xoxogossipgurrll → u/Mordred26]

It had to be TERROR sweat!

[u/Suicidal_Cheezit → u/xoxogossipgurrll]

Upvoting your Simpson’s reference

[u/dubstepsickness → u/Suicidal_Cheezit]

That means Donald Trump was the left, or sinister, twin all along!!

[u/Light_Beard → u/dubstepsickness]

Why... I doubt he's even seen his own reflection in a mirror...

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https://i.redd.it/3mt82zphfloa1.gif

[u/HenkVanDelft → u/xoxogossipgurrll]

At this point those who have been waiting for justice need different kinds of sweat other than “flop,” “crushed Adderall rush,” and “covfefe.”

[u/-scrapple- → u/Mordred26]

How many people is this guy going to literally get killed with his loud mouth, insecure actions…insanity.

[u/suckercuck → u/-scrapple-]

I feel bad for the Secret Service agents assigned to this fucking coward.

He got that rotting syphilis brain.

[u/youre_soaking_in_it → u/suckercuck]

It's likely some of them are fine with it.

[u/Clameleon → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

It's likely some of them are fine with it.

It's literally been documented in multiple articles. There are plenty of right wing nutjobs that are as unhinged as the others in those positions and it has been a focus recently.

[u/Turinggirl → u/Clameleon]

what's even scarier are the crazies who have national security clearances.

[u/Goontard420 → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

No shit. You think they deleted their texts from Jan 6th cause they aren’t in part kind on his side? I think some people forget how right wing most cops, federal agents and the military are.

[u/Hedsteve → u/Goontard420]

The Motive podcast did a really good series on the rise of white supremacy, one of the episodes talked about how young skinheads were encouraged to become cops, lawyers, and politicians.

[u/suckercuck → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

Sycophant Service

[u/relaxguy2 → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

I bet most of them get a little chubby just being around him. They thought they were going to be part of his elite guard or something when he became dictator.

[u/rumrunner9652]

King of the run on sentence. Hope that’s not the only sentence that runs on forever.

[u/Hardcorish → u/rumrunner9652]

The only thing he'll be running in 2024 is the prison yard, if he's lucky.

[u/plaid-knight → u/Hardcorish]

running

Figuratively, of course.

[u/SourFeasons]

So he admits he's rightfully the former president....

[u/DaWorzt → u/SourFeasons]

[u/HorrorBusiness93 → u/DaWorzt]

And his supporters will still twist it. “He’s just saying that. Everyone knows it was stolen. Have you seen 3000 mules?”

[u/mikemolove → u/HorrorBusiness93]

I tried watching that movie. Anyone that believes that shit has to be the dumbest most gullible shit head to have ever lived.

[u/TrapaholicDixtapes → u/mikemolove]

I mean, it is a Dinesh D'Souza "documentary".

[u/Quick_Team → u/mikemolove]

Ya gotta speak up. They cant hear you over loudly chewing horse medicine

[u/Zeddsdead021 → u/DaWorzt]

[u/Puddle-of-AIDS → u/Zeddsdead021]

[u/Zeddsdead021 → u/Puddle-of-AIDS]

[u/tomnoonzz → u/Zeddsdead021]

I just started watching this last week, my life is now separated into pre and post watching this show, so fucking funny

[u/the59sound_ → u/DaWorzt]

Now he’s gotta marry his mother in law

[u/biohacker_infinity → u/SourFeasons]

[u/MostBoringStan → u/biohacker_infinity]

[u/MrWillM → u/MostBoringStan]

This is one of the best gifs I’ve ever seen

[u/CannabisaurusRex401]

I prefer presidents who weren't captured.

[u/Diesel5187 → u/CannabisaurusRex401]

As a service member, when Trump said that, it pissed me the fuck off. The guy isn’t loyal except to himself, everything is always someone else’s fault, what a piece of shit.

[u/Character_Bomb_312 → u/Diesel5187]

I'll never understand how his comments about McCain didn't enrage Repubs & send them screaming and scrambling. I'm a pinko pacifist lefty lib, and even *I* know McCain's service was heroic and nothing to be scoffed at, just like with Kerry's Purple Hearts. To say they were not deserved is to suggest that the Army hands medals out like meaningless party favors.

[u/xsvspd81 → u/Character_Bomb_312]

Same thing that happened here in AZ with Quari Lake. She talked shit about McCain during her campaign. She pushed many right leaning lifers to vote left for the first time ever.

[u/bowsmountainer]

Nothing says that you’re a crazy fascist lunatic more than screaming in all caps about how George Soros is to blame for everything.

[u/Nerdiferdi → u/bowsmountainer]

I don’t know much about Soros but I assume the guy sees his name on the news and is like „sigh what have I done this time?“

[u/Sweet-MamaRoRo → u/Nerdiferdi]

He’s a Jewish millionaire. Basically every reference of him is an antisemitic dog whistle.

[u/cranktheguy → u/Sweet-MamaRoRo]

He pissed off Rupert Murdoch decades ago, so now one billionaire uses his media empire to attack another billionaire, and right wingers talk about Soros conspiracy theories without realizing why.

[u/Littlelisapizza83 → u/cranktheguy]

The reason why is to drum up feelings of antisemitism and push the narrative of a secret Jewish cabal controlling the world.

[u/sapphyredragon → u/bowsmountainer]

Came here looking for this. The way he just threw out George Soros name. He knows his target audience. 😂

[u/UHIpanther → u/bowsmountainer]

Nothing screams fascist quite like antisemitism.

[u/civgarth → u/UHIpanther]

Honestly, is George Soros even alive at this point? Has anyone heard from him in the last decade? Also his net worth is nothing compared to the heavy hitters. Why pick on him?

[u/realultimatepower → u/civgarth]

Because he's a rich liberal Jew. It's just that simple!

[u/aquoad → u/civgarth]

They use his name as shortcut or dog whistle for what they really mean, which is "the jews." It's not even about him as an individual.

[u/ir_blues]

I have some questions regarding that tuesday. How much popcorn can a human eat before it becomes a serious health risk? Just want to be safe.

[u/flamelily-harmony → u/ir_blues]

Given the circumstances, I think cheetos would be more suitable.

[u/MaxWritesJunk → u/flamelily-harmony]

Cheetos popcorn is a thing.

[u/Compulsive-Gremlin → u/MaxWritesJunk]

Literally buying myself a bag

[u/lame_hurricane → u/Compulsive-Gremlin]

Username checks out

[u/maelstrom_magi → u/lame_hurricane]

goblin mode time

[u/littlemegzz → u/MaxWritesJunk]

FURIOUSLY GOOGLES

[u/THREEinINK → u/MaxWritesJunk]

Hot Cheetos popcorn is a thing too and it is so fucking bomb

[u/necesitafresita → u/THREEinINK]

Yep, as is the cheddar jalapeño flavor.

[u/A_Dragon_Speaks → u/ir_blues]

It partly depends on whether you pop it first...

[u/iruleatlifekthx → u/A_Dragon_Speaks]

Could you imagine shoveling a gallon of kernels down your throat and then throwing yourself into a pit of fire? You would probably die before it starts popping but once it starts itd be quite the scene

[u/A_Dragon_Speaks → u/iruleatlifekthx]

Achievement Unlocked:
Slow-Burn Jumpscare Prank At The Crematorium

[u/Catsandscotch → u/A_Dragon_Speaks]

<furiously scribbling codicil to my will>

[u/Calm_Ad_3987 → u/iruleatlifekthx]

There was a stand up bit where he said he wanted to be filled with popcorn kernels before being cremated just to scare the hell out of whoever is working at the crematorium.

[u/mifuneh]

Maybe arrest him without the head’s up.

[u/Drg84 → u/mifuneh]

No this is better. Provides more public evidence to his other cases.

[u/kyel566 → u/Drg84]

Possibly to prepare public so less likely riots if it’s not a surprise. I dunno

[u/drobits → u/kyel566]

Tbh I work in downtown Manhattan near city hall and I’m glad for the heads up because I only go in office on Tuesdays and you couldn’t pay me enough to go anywhere near there on a day like this. People at these “protests” are going to be dangerous and unpredictable.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 → u/drobits]

Hopefully Manhattan is too far a destination for the flag waving freedom truck MAGA fanatics from the Midwest and the South. They might end up in Washington again though …

[u/motormouth08 → u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466]

Waiting for Rudy Guliani to show up in Manhattan, Kansas.

[u/Lymanz88 → u/motormouth08]

Manhattan Total Landcaping

[u/Electrolight → u/Lymanz88]

That was still the funniest thing to me in all these Trump years. It was just beautiful.

[u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM → u/Electrolight]

It was one of the funniest things to have happened, just in general.

[u/black-kramer → u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM]

rudy's banner month: farts during a court hearing, has hair dye running down his half-soused, sweatsoaked head, and sets up a major media event in the parking lot of a garden center. couldn't write this shit if you tried.

edit: oh yeah, he wiped his face with his own snotty handkerchief right after blowing his nose. that was my favorite. thanks for the reminder, /u/HotPinkLollyWimple

[u/JustaRandomOldGuy → u/motormouth08]

He's just going to order 10 Manhattans and call it a day.

[u/RocketCat5 → u/motormouth08]

TIL about Manhattan, Kansas

[u/AwardImaginary → u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466]

They won't be able to figure out the tunnels, no worries.

[u/Small_Rip351 → u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466]

Wait until they can’t find parking for their F-150s

[u/tri_it → u/Drg84]

It provides even more cases too.

[u/Murica-n_Patriot → u/mifuneh]

Yeah this is why I don’t really believe he will be arrested… I’ll only believe it when I see it. My thought is that he is simply trying to get his base to start riots and make his favorite TV news shows more fun

[u/silver_fire_lizard → u/mifuneh]

I mean, what’s he going to do? If he runs, everyone can just mock him for being a coward. And since he’s a narcissist, he’ll pull an Andrew Tate and give away his location.

[u/ciopobbi → u/silver_fire_lizard]

He’s not going to run away or hide. This is prime grifting material for him. You’d better believe he’s going to use photos of him being cuffed, fingerprinted and his mugshot to con millions from the dimwit cult. Always the victim being so unfairly treated.

[u/silver_fire_lizard → u/ciopobbi]

Oh for sure. “Donate here for freedom!”

[u/RAGEEEEE → u/silver_fire_lizard]

"Donate to my prison commissary fund today!"

[u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 → u/silver_fire_lizard]

More of a waddle than a run

[u/[deleted] → u/silver_fire_lizard]

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[u/Thesheriffisnearer → u/[deleted]]

Lol like he'd have poors near his house where he'd have to look at them

[u/D-Laz → u/Thesheriffisnearer]

They would be outside the gate, on the road leading to the entrance. Maybe a wall built that they will pay for to block his view. Lol

[u/serious789 → u/D-Laz]

Will Mexico pay for that wall?

[u/mycatsnameisnoodle → u/serious789]

In this case they just might

[u/BritishMongrel → u/mycatsnameisnoodle]

I mean I'd chip in to build a wall around him... While doing that you want it protected so maybe add some barbed wire and watch towers... And seeming he's staying in the building 24/7 he'll need someone in there to make sure he gets 3 meals a day, some guards to make him safe... And seeming they have guards they might as well use the extra space and put other people who legally need 24/7 surveillance... Supervisors to make sure everyone is safe. Some kind of person to be in charge of all the residents and staff maybe give them a title like warden.

What I'm saying is let's make mar-a-lago a prison

[u/ShmebulockForMayor → u/D-Laz]

A single helicopter descends.

Ride of the Valkyries starts playing.

[u/GlitteringBobcat999 → u/[deleted]]

It worked for the Bundys.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

worked at Waco, I guess

[u/n3lswn → u/silver_fire_lizard]

He will seek asylum in the Russian embassy.

[u/CockMaster6900 → u/mifuneh]

Right?? This guys privilege is astronomical. This has been my favorite week to hear from him though. He’s going to be a big delicious baby for the few days of freedom he has left

[u/YourHornsAreShowing → u/mifuneh]

I read it’s because they have to coordinate secret service. Not confirmed but it makes sense.

[u/Barflyerdammit → u/YourHornsAreShowing]

I assume he would still be entitled to secret service protection in jail. Imagine how much you'd hate that job.

[u/krum → u/Barflyerdammit]

He wouldn't get jail. Worst case for him house arrest.

[u/Any_Street → u/krum]

At some point, THE government, OUR government, is going to have a make a stand, and not put up with any of this bullshit, and just jail his ass.

[u/rgcda → u/Any_Street]

I agree. How much money and time has been spent on this to result in house arrest? If they have the goods prosecute and if found guilt send him to jail as it’s supposed to be.

[u/Salihe6677]

Wouldn't it be nice if the Doj has been preparing for this day all over the country, and they go and arrest a whole mess of traitors on that day

[u/TheOtherDutchGuy → u/Salihe6677]

It’s be pretty stupid if they hadn’t at least made some plans to deal with protesters who everyone can predict will be out that day

[u/resurrectedlawman → u/TheOtherDutchGuy]

Yeah.

Leading up to Jan 6, every storefront in DC was boarded up w plywood and locals were hiding at home from the inevitable violence.

The FBI and Capitol Police? Unarmed and light forces with shitty little barricades.

So I think the DOJ likes to bend over backwards by pretending trump supporters are just totally entirely incapable of anything resembling violence.

[u/sammyQc → u/resurrectedlawman]

Trump’s inner circle had something to do with making sure DC police was poorly prepared I’m sure

[u/Allegorist → u/sammyQc]

Well if I remember right, it was the national guard who were supposed to step in and Trumps people prevented that.

[u/BC-clette → u/sammyQc]

Lt. General Charles Flynn (Michael Flynn's brother) was part of the team who decided the National Guard's lack of response that day. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/21/politics/michael-flynn-brother-capitol-hill-riot/index.html

[u/SouthernArcher3714 → u/resurrectedlawman]

I am not even in the DC area and I saw it coming. They had been threatening for weeks that the “storm” was coming.

[u/FakePointsCollector → u/Salihe6677]

What you're describing is what the Q people have been calling "the storm".

Obviously, they thought other people would be the targets though.

I think that's Irony, I don't know, people always tell me I use that word wrong.

[u/Juststonelegal → u/FakePointsCollector]

I was just going to mention that! It’s the day theyve all been trying to convince us is happening, but with the opposite results!

[u/TranslucentKittens]

He’s admitted he is the FORMER president. Took him long enough.

[u/awe2D2]

"THEYVE ACCUSED ME OF INSIGHTING AN INSURRECTION AND STARTING A RIOT WITCH I AM OF COURSE TOTALLY INNOCENT OF SO I DEMAND MY FOLLOWERS PROTEST AND RIOT!"

[u/Polls-from-a-Cadet → u/awe2D2]

Great response awe2d2! From the all caps to the “insighting”:). You have made my day

[u/s0c1a7w0rk3r → u/Polls-from-a-Cadet]

The “witch” was also a nice touch

[u/Sadboy_looking4memes]

What if he's so broke he can't post bail and he's just tweeting on a prison phone while waiting trial?

"TRUE MAGA WILL FILL MY COMMISSARY WITH MONEY SO I CAN GET THE GOOD RAMEN, SAD!"

[u/404anon79 → u/Sadboy_looking4memes]

Shrimp flavor just hits different in prison.

[u/DaWorzt → u/Sadboy_looking4memes]

[u/Moash_Wasnt_Wrong]

Ready to see that Perp Waddle happen

[u/Barflyerdammit → u/Moash_Wasnt_Wrong]

Better hope there are no gentle inclines to walk down. He might fall and bump his adult diaper.

[u/YourHornsAreShowing]

Me and the co workers on Tuesday “protesting”.

[u/Special_Wishbone_812 → u/YourHornsAreShowing]

Protest so hard!

[u/ToastedSimian → u/Special_Wishbone_812]

[u/bluemola → u/YourHornsAreShowing]

I’ve been waiting for this day for years

[u/4mulaone → u/YourHornsAreShowing]

We should agree amongst ourselves to make March 21st an unofficial holiday, everyone make sure they have one PTO day for this day every year.

[u/CherryManhattan]

“Am I going to get strip searched at booking?”

“Does that matter, Donald?”

“Depends”

[u/beavis617]

So Trump is once again urging his cult followers to protest and take their country back just as he urged the Capitol rioters on Jan 6th. 😖

[u/GlitteringBobcat999 → u/beavis617]

Insurrection II: Maga Boogaloo

[u/disastergemini_ → u/beavis617]

He’s going to get people killed

[u/Infolife → u/disastergemini_]

He already has.

[u/RadonAjah → u/disastergemini_]

Maybe this is when he shoots someone on fifth ave

[u/Green_Message_6376 → u/RadonAjah]

Fingers crossed. Hitler shot Hitler.

[u/throwawayredditplz → u/Green_Message_6376]

Best thing Hitler ever did!

[u/supluplup12 → u/RadonAjah]

Can't lose votes if you're ineligible for office guytappinghead.jpg

[u/biskwi87 → u/disastergemini_]

That's a sacrifice he's willing to make

[u/JennItalia269 → u/beavis617]

He has summoned his brigade of MAGA morons.

[u/MuckNGS → u/JennItalia269]

Don't forget it's ULTRA MAGA via boobert

[u/Green_Message_6376 → u/MuckNGS]

Ahhhh Booobert. Make America a Great Great Grandmother before she's 40!

[u/Several-Disasters92 → u/JennItalia269]

Gravy Seals reporting for duty!

[u/TheSeekerOfSanity → u/beavis617]

They have to be STRONG, POWERFUL. The most insurrectiony people ever. Believe me.

[u/SoWokeIdontSleep → u/beavis617]

Further evidence he's not above inciting violence. He's the worse witness ever.

[u/Past-Application-552]

https://preview.redd.it/ediggrl2wjoa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=79872c28b3dc18a7cb4302afe35c21826c3105aa

[u/summer_sunsets → u/Past-Application-552]

https://preview.redd.it/wwmbtp957loa1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=590ea53c7a15cac48093ae2de387de7f0faccc23

[u/T00luser]

I think we should all fly one of those baby Trump balloons the day he is actually convicted of something.

[u/HarryHacker42]

Balance the US budget! Pay Per View this around the world People would gladly pay $50 for the eternal rights to watch Trump be handcuffed, fingerprinted, and put in a holding cell.

Show him in his pretty Orange Outfit and you'd make it a world favorite.

[u/Bahamut_Flare → u/HarryHacker42]

If he wears an orange jump suit, how will we be able to tell if he's actually wearing something or if he just has Barbie doll anatomy?...

[u/Col_Irving_Lambert]

AWwwwWWWW

[u/NameLips]

It would be a pity if he was declared a flight risk and not allowed bail.

Also, yes, they arrest people with crime yet to be proven, that's how arresting works.

[u/dmitrineilovich → u/NameLips]

Seize the passport, lock down his jet. Let see how far Capt. Bonespurs gets on foot.

[u/KingofFlukes]

That's a long way to scream "PROTECT ME HUMAN SHIELD!"

[u/c2srq]

I will high five everyone on the day he gets arrested!

[u/Green_Message_6376 → u/c2srq]

I just picture you the following day with your fivin' hand more swollen than Hell boy!

[u/DaWorzt → u/c2srq]

[u/RockyMntnView]

Holy run-on sentence, Batman! WTF even was that? I think he had a stroke in there somewhere. Or I did.

[u/raistlin65 → u/RockyMntnView]

With all caps, too.

Trump is definitely raging. You are right. He's got to be working himself towards a stroke or a heart attack.

[u/GrahKriii → u/raistlin65]

We can only hope.

[u/raistlin65 → u/GrahKriii]

It would certainly solve the moral quandary I have that I don't normally believe in capital punishment. But on the other hand, then there's Trump.

[u/CircusPeanutsYumm → u/GrahKriii]

I’m sending out all my tots and pears for this to happen.

[u/flatwoundsounds → u/raistlin65]

Check the time of day. It must be a morning dump with fox news playing on full blast

[u/Moash_Wasnt_Wrong → u/RockyMntnView]

First time seeing a Trump post? This is pretty par

[u/forgiveanforget → u/Moash_Wasnt_Wrong]

He usually puts a lot more stuff in "quotes."

[u/DonRicardo1958 → u/RockyMntnView]

Today I learned that the Manhattan district attorney is paid by George Soros.

[u/LMurch13 → u/DonRicardo1958]

The past 6-8 years have taught me pretty everyone is paid by George Soros except you, me and Donald Trump.

[u/Small_Pleasures → u/DonRicardo1958]

He added that antisemitic dog whistle to activate some of the most violent people in the country.

[u/Smeltanddealtit → u/RockyMntnView]

The ‘find out’ era is upon us!

[u/BossBark]

“I’m being arrested for causing an insurrection, which I totally didn’t do. In response, I want my supporters to go out and cause another insurrection.”

That’s what I’m hearing from this

Edit: I have been made aware that is not for the insurrection charges but for the Stormy Daniels situation.

[u/motormouth08 → u/BossBark]

Actually, I think he's being arrested for improperly paying off a porn star so she didn't talk about their affair right before the election. Isn't it fun that we have multiple choice options for why a former president might be arrested? /s

[u/Quirky-Resource-1120 → u/motormouth08]

Let’s seeeee

A) Using campaign funds to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about an affair

B) Withholding congress-appropriated aid from Ukraine to pressure them into finding dirt on Biden ahead of the election

C) Pressuring states to overturn their election results

D) Telling an armed and angry mob of supporters to march on Congress and “stop the steal”, resulting in an assault on Congress during what was supposed to be the peaceful transfer of power from one administration to the next

E) Any of a dozen other crimes

[u/historys_geschichte → u/Quirky-Resource-1120]

Don't forget stealing classified documents and lying to the FBI about if documents were still in his possession.

[u/scdog → u/Quirky-Resource-1120]

And the fake charity. And the fake university.

And while not illegal, burying his dead ex-wife on his golf course so he could get tax breaks by calling it a cemetery is something only a Trump would do.

[u/SurveyNinja42]

I'm sure meal team 6 will be more than capable of taking on the national guard.

[u/spooky_ed → u/SurveyNinja42]

They got Y'All Qaeda and the Gravy Seals for backup.

[u/dmode112378]

I've been waiting for this MFer to go down since the ‘80s.

[u/Syklst]

I suggest we protest if he is not arrested.

[u/MyDadBod_2021]

Against protesting when people are killed by law enforcement.

Protest is OK for a billionaire getting indiced for hush money to a porn star

checks notes

Yup, that checks out

[u/usaf-spsf1974]

I just want pictures of his mugshot

[u/y2knole → u/usaf-spsf1974]

god damn thats an underrated aspect of this I hadnt considered!

[u/meglingbubble → u/y2knole]

It is what I've been waiting for for literal years. Seeing him without his orange paint is gonna be hilarious.

[u/linderlouwho]

George Soros should sue the shit out of him for this crap.

[u/testies2345]

What's funny is some of his idiot followers will probably do some shit. Even after he left the 1/6ers out in the cold. Never once stepped up and tried to help any of them. He's a giant sack of shit, and if you follow him you're just as bad, with a splash of fucking stupid.

[u/ShabbyKitty35 → u/testies2345]

That’s what’s terrifying about it. One of my coworkers FULLY believes he was the best POTUS and did NOTHING illegal. We work in security, we’re in charge of classified documents, she KNOWS the requirements and thinks all the documents he had were planted. Fucking scary.

[u/blubirdTN]

People saying he will try to flee. He won't. His ego is too big for that. What he really wants is blood, protest, and violence in the streets with his cult defending him. That is what truly feeds his ego, being worshipped.

[u/middlingwhiteguy]

They've been saying that for years. I'll believe it when I see the mug shot

[u/Ok-Letterhead4601 → u/middlingwhiteguy]

Even then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him somehow worm his way out it.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Fan-208 → u/middlingwhiteguy]

no, they have been saying they have been building a case and that arrest is possible...

It's like when Homer Simpson tells god that he can wait until he dies to find out the answer to everything, and god says, "You can't wait 2 weeks?"

now there is a date.

[u/fairlyoblivious → u/Puzzleheaded-Fan-208]

Trump goes in, they talk about some shit, Trump walks out. That is what happens. Then later he has a court date and he probably sends an attorney in his stead, and he is in the end fined another $2 million for this, with some lame excuse about how it's the statutory maximum for the "crime" of whatever mild toothless campaign finance law violation this is for.

I would LOVE to be wrong, but come on.

[u/mankymonk]

Should do it Monday just to screw with him that much more.

[u/100milliondone]

I have a feeling he won't be dragged out of a car and tased like the rest of us would be

[u/Ballgame4]

He’s been cheating on his taxes to a degree that makes other tax cheats seem honest. He ran for president to avoid this prosecution in 2016. Chickens have come home to roost.

[u/jgamez76]

They went from Blue Lives Matter to Fuck Tha Police real quick.

[u/JaehaerysIVTarg]

His followers are the same people that would have a sticker on their car that says “Real eyes, realize, real lies.” and not even seen the irony.

[u/digdugman]

If Trump is found guilty and spends time in jail, then that's the day I will believe that no one is above the law. That is also the day I will throw a huge party 🎉. However, I won't be buying any party supplies prematurely for something that will likely never happen.

[u/DaFattestGat0r]

Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.

If it's true, how do we prepare for the meltdown Nick Adams will have?

[u/Drg84 → u/DaFattestGat0r]

Just take him to hooters, he'll be fine.

[u/Dances_with_mallards]

Protest? I'm going to celebrate! And may there be many more to come for the traitor in chief!

[u/mmaddymon]

Those are certainly all words

[u/Melovil]

I really hope Elon is hold accountable if anything were to happen for unbanning this looney

[u/DanTheInspector]

Google 'comeuppance' cuz that is what he's fixing to get. Buh-bye orange fuckturd.

[u/Astro_gamer_caver → u/DanTheInspector]

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[u/zyrkseas97]

I just hope this doesn’t blow up in everyone’s face. He’s going to get arrested, never serve a day in jail, ultimately be issued a financial penalty, and then use this as propaganda for how corrupt the government is and how awesome he is.

[u/Olgrateful-IW]

Over at r-conservatives it’s just a big conspiracy and “the Dems have overplayed their hand”.

They have zero concern over any crime he committed, which many acknowledge he did, but everyone should just let it go cause it was six plus years ago.

Meanwhile they still will slip into chants about locking Hillary up for something that wasn’t illegal and the whole Trump family did while in office (Private Email Server).

They scream of liberal biased media even though the medias free reporting and attention on Trump antics for the sake of ratings/$$ is part of what won him the Election in 2016.

Everything they say is demonstrably false, they’re always the victims even when they acknowledge they committed a crime.