r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

555 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

“Because Joe Hart didn’t clear out the Vampire Dens”…damn it Joe! We were supposed to clear out the vampires before reelection!

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r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago Take My Energy

Mandick the titty smithy

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Have you tried the misinformation vortex?

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

There is no limit to the depravity of golfers

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773 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

I dislike everything about this.

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Extreme tonsil hockey

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214 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Great thundering walloper! (From Facebook)

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167 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

I love drinking chicken

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

They taste like Jesus.

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52 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Good going now the internet is haunted

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Well... That's a new one I think.

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

“Digital blackface” that’s new

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Heckin Chonkosaurus

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175 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

‘I will piss on your sofa’

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189 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Shape shift into their dead relative”

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r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Leopard-Moose-Camel with a 40 foot neck

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158 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Javelin thrown by Superman into the stupid part of my brain

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36 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Animated Megs

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

capitalism baby

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Made myself a quarantini

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

"I enjoy being your calculator"

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Inside the bizarre 2-decade battle by Pamela Anderson's hat designer to prove she created Scrat from 'Ice Age'

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11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 29m ago

My ferret's dentist reccomended this for him

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