r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/AtlasHatch • 10h ago
“Because Joe Hart didn’t clear out the Vampire Dens”…damn it Joe! We were supposed to clear out the vampires before reelection!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheMegaSage • 22h ago
Mandick the titty smithy
r/BrandNewSentence • u/mopeiobebeast • 8h ago
Have you tried the misinformation vortex?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nangu_ • 9h ago
There is no limit to the depravity of golfers
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dailylift516 • 12h ago
I dislike everything about this.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/OddApple7418 • 5h ago
Extreme tonsil hockey
r/BrandNewSentence • u/CatholicTuareg58 • 8h ago
Great thundering walloper! (From Facebook)
r/BrandNewSentence • u/sasha_levitan • 4h ago
I love drinking chicken
r/BrandNewSentence • u/bookish-hooker • 6h ago
They taste like Jesus.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thedepressionoftrees • 1d ago
Good going now the internet is haunted
r/BrandNewSentence • u/stolidlyaddress95 • 1h ago
Well... That's a new one I think.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/uncutgemz • 2h ago
“Digital blackface” that’s new
r/BrandNewSentence • u/folksyadagio44 • 15h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/brakyprompter • 16h ago
‘I will piss on your sofa’
r/BrandNewSentence • u/StrikeWave_ • 1d ago
“Shape shift into their dead relative”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/LazyBastard007 • 17h ago
Leopard-Moose-Camel with a 40 foot neck
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Panthera2k1 • 12h ago
Javelin thrown by Superman into the stupid part of my brain
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Skabo_cat18 • 1h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/nbrinz • 1d ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/finnishhussar30 • 3h ago
Made myself a quarantini
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Larch-san • 2h ago
"I enjoy being your calculator"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/tideblue • 9h ago
Inside the bizarre 2-decade battle by Pamela Anderson's hat designer to prove she created Scrat from 'Ice Age'
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Avbitten • 29m ago